The Federation of Berlin-Moscow Union is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Nikolai Kardashev with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed population of 6.094 billion Unionians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vilnius. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Unionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,131 trillion Crownoes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,690 Crownoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Vilnius's playgrounds, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, the horniness of the great-horned Owl is considered a national priority, and agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Berlin-Moscow Union's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Berlin-Moscow Union is ranked 6,306^th in the world and 189^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,726.58 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.